funnytwittertweets:

doccywhomst:

crying-over-really-dumb-things:

weird-ecologies:

If this ain’t me

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

absolxguardian:

transcyer:

rockfact:

is he okay

Damn he must’ve contributed so much to Morbius’ gross

That’s the funniest part. For his Morbius vid, he actually bought tickets to Everywhere All At Once and snuck into Morbius each time as to not play any part in making Sony think that they should make more Morbius.

neotrances:

discogranny:

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303:

She just like me fr

nyanoraptor:

“treat the customers with the same patience and respect they show you" 

my customers every day:

hidrellez:

think about this every time i watch videos about youtuber drama

memewhore:

wintercorrybriea:

unclefather: